Funny Spam

As this terrible blog either continues to hemorrhage hope or at least is neglected by me or any other oddball who has come to visit, I have decided to share some more spam because I can’t resist the otherworldly mumble-speak of these folks. I haven’t got anything to say today of gravity. Here’s my favorite spammer so far:

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About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on September 5, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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