Comrade Tara cannot be extradited, and that’s good news. Face up to the facts. Russia will win this.
They’re going to Moldovia to landlock Ukraine and hit up Transnistria. It ends there. Borat up there will have to make a choice, and it better be the right one.
Follow Whiskey Bar for details. Bernhard is doing Yeoman’s work and you should tip him.
You should also tip me, but I don’t have a business account.
Buy 100 cards and pass ’em out for me, because this will be my first attempt at a book!
Sincerely, all of you-