Uncategorized Being Bipolar When The World Is Just More Juice 4 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Battery analogy. You feel like the nodes when the electricity makes its connections with the tines. YOW! That hurts like a motherfucker! All the other people in the battery are…
Uncategorized 2011:The Year We Make Contact With Doug Martsch 4 Jan 201122 Mar 2024 The spam filter has caught me another fine gem in what is promising to be a long relationship of links with a doomsday website. Today, I am on notice that…
Uncategorized High Art: I Found Some! 2 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Remember I was saying a while ago that art=love for the subject? I also said that none of you deserve it because you just walk right by it, as if…
Uncategorized The Secret To Road Rage 2 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Everyone has it, but no one knows why. I have figured it out: YOU suck at driving too. The only people I have ever seen drive properly is a goddamned…
Uncategorized My House Is Full Of Enemy Combatants 1 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Does any other male feel this way? Like, when you tell your wife you are cold and she says "Would a shirt help?" I have to put up with this…
Uncategorized I Don’t Need To See Things Like This 1 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 So I'm sitting there at the television last night watching a stricken Dick Clark try to say something nostalgic about ringing in the new year at Times Square. That depressed…
Uncategorized Obligatory 2010 Goodbye 31 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 May the shitty be culled in horrible, disfiguring accidents. May my friends drive around the accidents. May they smile and cry, may they be blissful and sated and may they…
Uncategorized Net Neutrality: A No Brainer, But Americans Have No Brains 31 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 I'm trying to enjoy my coffee, and this is the shit I see: 55% of Americans support the removal of Net Neutrality. This is like asking your telephone book deliverer…
Uncategorized Pat Robertson Is Not My Kind Of Funny 29 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 I've watched Pat on TV. He says little jokes with a George Bush laugh, that "eh eh eh", eyes hidden by a low brow. We all love a dirty joke.…
The Illogical Seminary 