Uncategorized High Art: I Found Some! 2 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Remember I was saying a while ago that art=love for the subject? I also said that none of you deserve it because you just walk right by it, as if…
Uncategorized The Secret To Road Rage 2 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Everyone has it, but no one knows why. I have figured it out: YOU suck at driving too. The only people I have ever seen drive properly is a goddamned…
Uncategorized My House Is Full Of Enemy Combatants 1 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Does any other male feel this way? Like, when you tell your wife you are cold and she says "Would a shirt help?" I have to put up with this…
Uncategorized I Don’t Need To See Things Like This 1 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 So I'm sitting there at the television last night watching a stricken Dick Clark try to say something nostalgic about ringing in the new year at Times Square. That depressed…
Uncategorized Obligatory 2010 Goodbye 31 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 May the shitty be culled in horrible, disfiguring accidents. May my friends drive around the accidents. May they smile and cry, may they be blissful and sated and may they…
Uncategorized Net Neutrality: A No Brainer, But Americans Have No Brains 31 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 I'm trying to enjoy my coffee, and this is the shit I see: 55% of Americans support the removal of Net Neutrality. This is like asking your telephone book deliverer…
Uncategorized Pat Robertson Is Not My Kind Of Funny 29 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 I've watched Pat on TV. He says little jokes with a George Bush laugh, that "eh eh eh", eyes hidden by a low brow. We all love a dirty joke.…
Uncategorized Smoking-Live With Us Or Hit The Pavement, Jackson 29 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 I smoke a lot. I'm no Jackie Gleason or John Mellencamp, but I like to smoke wherever I go. It's social, and very calming to the nerves. Most people don't…
Uncategorized Ragin’, Full On 28 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 What do we know about bipolar disorder? What constitutes a disorder, anyway? Who the fuck is ANYONE to tell you that your emotions are inappropriate? Bipolar disorder will send you…
The Illogical Seminary 