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Mothers: Because We All Have One

19 Dec 201012 Jan 2011

While I wait for the contents of the helix to unwind, I thought I would begin my re-re-re-introduction of myself with a small piece on mothers. Awesome creatures, aren't they?…

I’d Hate Myself In The Morning

Playboy is full of pussies. Self-evidence aside, I'm referring to a recent decision by their online division to pull a list written by a contributor who listed ten conservative women…

Missing In Action:Chuck Norris’ Sanity

Someone please give Chuck Norris gainful employment, thus saving us from this: On Glenn Beck's radio show last week, I quipped in response to our wayward federal government, "I may…

Alan Keyes Is Making…The Muttering Homeless Sound Like Rhodes Scholars

3 Mar 20093 Mar 2009

What's more radical, a man who borrows to invest, or a man who thinks that civil war is coming? Didja see that? Keyes claims Obama is a "radical communist". He's…

Yesterday, Chris Matthews And I Had A Psychic Connection

27 Feb 200927 Feb 2009

It's always nice to hear someone on TV say EXACTLY what you are thinking. Some may think this is a Newtian neologism, but interestingly, this has a history. The noun-as-adjective…

Hy-pig-crisy

26 Feb 200926 Feb 2009

I'm so fucking tired of this earmark business. Hang on; I'm not against them. What tires me is the ceaseless political frisbee toss over their usage. Earmarking is now a…

Mr. Rajahs

That was the Republican wunderkind? I'm staring at my screen, trying to find the words to put the SOTU rebuttal into perspective. I feel like Charlie Kaufman in Adaptation, suddenly.…

This Is Why We should Not Privatize The Water Works

Something funny is in the water in South Carolina- we saw functionally retarded pageant contestants a few weeks ago, and now walking head wound Lindsey Graham is on the podiums of…

Still Dumb

28 Aug 200728 Aug 2007

'Lil Lauren Caitlin knows exactly why some Americans don't know where America is on a map, and she shore knows it ain't any of her lilywhite BFFs that are contributing…

Stupid Liberal Guilt

That's what made me feel bad for Larry Craig (R-Widestance). I thought the poor fucker was going to just cop to it, but now he's rescinding his "guilt" and I've found…