August 2007 – The Illogical Seminary

Still Dumb

28 Aug 200728 Aug 2007

'Lil Lauren Caitlin knows exactly why some Americans don't know where America is on a map, and she shore knows it ain't any of her lilywhite BFFs that are contributing…

Stupid Liberal Guilt

That's what made me feel bad for Larry Craig (R-Widestance). I thought the poor fucker was going to just cop to it, but now he's rescinding his "guilt" and I've found…

Guns, God, And Gay

27 Aug 200728 Aug 2007

Well, well well. Romney campaigner and NRA flack Larry Craig(R-Lavender Bund) has gotten himself caught playing footsie under some airport bathroom stalls with an undercover cop. I feel sorry for…

Five Gets You Ten She Votes Republican Next Year

South Cackalackee shows off its best and brightest at The Miss Teen USA pageant: Don't try to watch it more than twice.

Deck Chairs, Shuffling

26 Aug 200726 Aug 2007

US News And World Report sez: "The buzz among top Bushies is that beleaguered Attorney General Alberto Gonzales finally plans to depart and will be replaced by Homeland Security Secretary…

The Stuff That Things Aren’t Made Of

26 Aug 200726 Aug 2007

This is neat. Astronomers have found a swath of dark matter bigger than a friggin' supercluster of galaxies. Kinda helps remind you how foolish it is to put together a theory…

Wingnut Tango

25 Aug 200725 Aug 2007

Look at this inflammatory headline from hippie rag Rolling Stoned: Ted Nugent Threatens to Kill Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton During Vicious Onstage Rant This is clearly untrue. He simply…

Michelle Malkin:As Consistent As I Wanna Be

Proving yet again that wingnuts will adopt any position that is convenient to their pet causes, Michelle says that Gwen Stefani is acting like a dhimmi by covering up her…

Ari, You Stupid Fuck

Shorter Ari Fleischer: Being wrong in 2002 is soooo five years ago. We're right now, though. Do you want whatshisface to lose his leg for nothing?

More On Hardball

20 Aug 200721 Aug 2007

Looking back on my last post, I have to ask myself why I even care about Hardball or the right wing perspective. Hardball serves no good political purpose and…