Look at this inflammatory headline from hippie rag Rolling Stoned:
This is clearly untrue. He simply threatened to make Obama suck on one of his machine guns and shove the other one up Hillary’s ass. What’s the big deal?
Ted blames dirty stinky hippies for many social ills, like divorce rates, abortions, STD’s, and high school dropout rates. He does not, however blame himself for contributing to the divorce rate, and is shy about bringing up his own contributions to the welfare of children. That’s because he has sex with them. But he has never given them an STD and to his knowledge, none of them has had an abortion.
Rock on, Nuge, you are a model conservative- a man who champions morality while shitting all over it.
UPDATE: Heh, he’s a ‘Nam draft dodger too! He’s in the club for sure now.