Guns, God, And Gay

Well, well well. Romney campaigner and NRA flack Larry Craig(R-Lavender Bund) has gotten himself caught playing footsie under some airport bathroom stalls with an undercover cop.

I feel sorry for these poor gay Republicans, unable to scratch their sexual itch because their party and political lifeline is moored to “family values”. That’s the real tragedy here.

I bet the GOP is just wishing one of these wayward pervs would just act more like Bill Clinton or do something “normal”. I mean, there’s a pattern emerging here-when are their voters going to catch on that some of their staunchest political operatives and representatives are a bunch of closet Caligulas?

 I mean, what’s next?