Play It Again, Sam
The Law Of Conservative Analysis states that if a conservative tells you something will happen, you can expect the exact opposite to happen. This law also conveniently applies to anything the Bush White House or any of its lackeys tells you. I could become a friggin’ professional prognosticator simply by turning any plan or statement that the right wing makes on its head. “Mission Accomplished”, “Last Throes”,”We Do Not Torture”, and “The Surge Is Working” are but a few examples of the remarkable solvency of this nearly immutable law.
Try it at home sometime for yourself. Amaze your friends and relatives.