Fried Weiner

That’s how you make an Italian hot dog; you fry them instead of boiling, and add seasoned peppers and onions.

That is delicious. What Anthony Weiner has done is tasty, but also disgusting, probably like that KFC sandwich that substitutes chicken patties for bread. I want to excuse both KFC and Anthony for what they peddle, but I can’t.

Weiner had the kind of voice we needed to hear. He had a great sense of humor and tended to be pugnacious and railed against the right often. His was the peoples’ voice. He was close to my age.

I’m going to miss him after this whingwang-on-the-web scandal forces him to resign. He says no, but everyone knows he needs to go after this. It was rockheaded enough that he was doing that stupid shit-now he wants to double down on that rockheadedness by sticking around so we can listen to this story and follow the ethics investigation that is sure to keep this story high profile.

I did not expect him to be this guy who doesn’t understand technology and how you can’t just behave like a clown on the internet in this manner and not expect to get snagged. I hope he got some great porn in return for the dick shots, because that’s the only reason you should do this. But I’m afraid that there isn’t any porn good enough that justifies acting like you are in college with a buzz on, showing the schlong.

He does have a big schlong, though. When your last name is “Weiner”, maybe you still need to prove your manhood. However, I thought he was a great guy until this. But you never know what is going to happen when you try to understand a pol.

About The Head Seminarian

I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on June 8, 2011, in Fucking Politics, Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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