Daily Archives: July 4, 2015

Slow Train Coming

We’re almost there.

Diplomats said Saturday that Iran and six world powers have reached tentative agreement on sanctions relief for Tehran, among the most contentious issues in a long-term nuclear agreement that negotiators hope to clinch over the next several days.

We’re on a roll, America. Let’s keep making history. Happy Independence Day! Now go get inappropriately shitted up and don’t blow your fingers off.

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