Daily Archives: July 14, 2015

I Win

My crystal ball is in excellent working order. Already John Boehner is trying to hold back tears while he bangs his impotent widdle hands on the table of his highchair. He’ll be heard all right, but ultimately ignored.

Meanwhile, Jeb Bush trails Donald Trump in the polls. Me and the rest of sentient humanity are having a great summer, politically speaking.

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