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Asshole In A Foxhole

13 Mar 201514 Mar 2015

Todd Starnes, like most conservative pundits, loves to be on the wrong side of an issue. Yesterday on Fox News(where else), he lamented the plight of one Chaplain Wes Modder,…

We Win The Internet!

Sensing its own demise, Fox News ironically confirms what we have known all along; the truth has a liberal bias.

Flori-dumb

I can't make this shit up. The Onion is going to go belly up if stories like this keep coming.

Purity Ball

Shapeshifting nonentity and "conservative" babydoll Scott Walker, is picking his battles: Only weeks after taking this key state in the presidential race by surprise, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker defended his…

No Wonder They’re Getting So Twitchy

7 Mar 20157 Mar 2015

God-bothering Whitey McWhiteWhites are slowly losing majority status in quite a few states. Even my home state Georgia(46 percent) is on the list!

An Exercise In Unnecessary Panic

7 Mar 20157 Mar 2015

Conservative cipher and flavor of the month Scott Walker trails Clinton by 4. Who really gives a shit? That's still a staggering loss for the cons. Rest assured, Walker will…

A Familiar Refrain

6 Mar 20156 Mar 2015

The Christian bigots know no boundaries: Traditional family values need to be supported against activism by the gay minority, and the idea that gays were suppressed in Russia was "a…

ISIL Is Turning Me Into A Warmonger

Please kill these motherfuckers. I'm not ignoring the human cost of letting ISIL run rampant over the region, but this is a bunch of religious bullshit. I've had it with…

Gay Is The New Black

6 Mar 20156 Mar 2015

This sounds familiar: As the country marches toward nationwide marriage equality and polls show record levels of support for same-sex marriage, there’s a fierce anti-gay backlash underway that imperils some…

Religion: Dictating Policy In A Country Near You

6 Mar 20156 Mar 2015

Jim Inhofe, chairman of the Environment and Public Works Committee(!!!), is citing scripture as evidence that climate change is not real. Look: "I take my religion seriously," Inhofe writes. "[T]his…