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I can’t make this shit up. The Onion is going to go belly up if stories like this keep coming.
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The Illogical Seminary- This Isn’t Lucha Libre January 23, 2023Take off your mask. I don’t want to break more bad news to you but if your fellow man is not protecting you, you are doing nothing to slow the spread of the virus. It’s everywhere. It is too late to stop this thing. Let’s clear things up for those in the back who haven’t […]The Head Seminarian
- Wandering January 22, 2023I’m putting the throttle on, and working up to being calmer. It’s hard when you are so sick. My wandering has led me somehow into the guts of the Georgia Democratic Party, and I can hardly believe I’m doing some social media for 19 counties. It’s strange, getting noticed. I’ve always considered myself nobody special. […]The Head Seminarian
- I Just Don’t Care About This Holiday January 1, 2023To be perfectly honest, most of them have lost their lustre as I enter my 50s. Everyone acknowledges that they made it through another year of challenges and talk about what they want to do that’s “new”. Why are we doing this stupid ritual? It’s a mark on a lunar calendar. The solstice is already […]The Head Seminarian
- The Continuing Adventures Of Tits McGee December 27, 2022Nevada’s gun totin’, bra-bustin’ Michele Fiore seems to have a desperate need to be in office. She’s always running for something, and usually losing. But thanks to the fact that judgeship elections have little to no public scrutiny, Utah has decided to give Michele the title of Justice of The Peace in some podunk county […]The Head Seminarian
- Taking A Ban Over Dumb Shit On Facebook December 15, 2022I suppose I am a bit freewheeling on social media. I never think anything I post is of such an offensive nature such that I should catch a restriction. But I’m on my second strike at Facebook over some bullshit. The first one was an honest mistake. Like many people, I like to share music […]The Head Seminarian
- Do Not Tell Me To Fucking Smile Unless You Have Entertained Me First December 5, 2022Real quick one. I can no longer tolerate people who come out of the gate telling me to “SMILE!” Fuck off. Tell me a joke if you want to see my teeth. I have been dealing with this for a very long time. I’m just not the fucking smiley type for no goddamn reason. But […]The Head Seminarian
- I Thought Jesus Wasn’t Into Moneychangers November 23, 2022So after getting her ass soundly beat by Raphael Warnock, Georgia’s Mrs. Moneybags Kelly Loeffler went into the banking business. With a fun twist! It was a Christian bank. I regret to inform you that this endeavor was a failure. She couldn’t find the funding to keep it afloat. It even had a great name, […]The Head Seminarian
- Could We Just Not Do This? November 15, 2022As I expected, the explanations on why the polls were wrong have already begun. As of this writing, the GOP has 217 confirmed House wins. I will just guess, given that there are still several races too close to call, that they will control. That means the polls were right. The polls were right about […]The Head Seminarian
- 2022: The Year America Voted Against Christian Fascism November 14, 2022I really thought we were going to take the plunge. Didn’t you? Polling got scary as fuck there in the run-up. The fascists were out speaking confidently about their fascist plans. They thought that was what America wanted and needed. Enough people saw the danger and strangled the movement in its crib. This midterm has […]The Head Seminarian
- Hate To Say They Told You So November 10, 2022On Wednesday, I mounted a minor defense of the polling industry. I did so because I looked around and found them wanting, but I have to say, I found unprofessional people with hunches even wronger. As the number of R-flipped seats in the House continues to climb, we are approaching poll prediction territory. It is […]The Head Seminarian
- This Isn’t Lucha Libre January 23, 2023
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