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I can’t make this shit up. The Onion is going to go belly up if stories like this keep coming.
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The Illogical Seminary
The Illogical Seminary- Russian Things December 20, 2018This will not be a post about how much trouble the president is in. Let’s instead remember that a bling pig finds a truffle now and then, even when that pig is named Donald Trump. And that motherfucker is never right, so I’m gonna post about it when he is, in spite of himself. It […]The Head Seminarian
- I Hear A Very Gentle Sound December 12, 2018Very near, very far Very soft, very clear Come today, come today You all remember that one, right? I think that’s a perfect descriptor of where we’re at psychically in the Disunited States, just waiting for that scream of NOW! that will release us from the 690+ day hostage situation that has been the modern […]The Head Seminarian
- Buddy Gotta Shut You Down November 12, 2018So, the wife, who rubs elbows in with some of the white elite here in the Good ‘Ol Boys Belt, got us tickets last week to see Brian Wilson do Pet Sounds. Phenomenal, right? She’s in insurance and the company she works for is about 100 years old, something of a family affair. I imagine […]The Head Seminarian
- I Hope This Is Just A “Correction” October 12, 2018I’ve been watching the stock market jump generally jump up, up, up and up nearly daily since it began its latest meteoric rise in oh, about 2015. Yesterday and today ended that trend. That makes me a bit uneasy, because I have a few accounts that are completely invested in the markets, which are designed […]The Head Seminarian
- Judge Dreaded September 28, 2018If you are like me, you had some free time and you spent it watching the Senate Judiciary Committee SCOTUS fiasco, because you’re something of a strange being-the cow at the slaughterhouse that wants to know when the bolt is about to hit. Knowing full well the GOP was going to get away with scamming […]The Head Seminarian
- So You Can Say You Were There September 26, 2018It’s about time someone finally got to laugh in Trump’s stupid, punchable orange face. And what better crowd to think him a fool than the entire United Nations, seeing as how one of his priorities was to get people to stop laughing at America? Folks, we couldn’t have done worse than making Donald Trump the […]The Head Seminarian
- Tucker Carlson Is An Asshole: 2018 Edition September 17, 2018Everyone wants to know what an asshole Tucker Carlson is lately. At least that’s what my stats say. I have updated, as I have promised in the past, all of the old clips of Tucker being an asshole. I have to constantly check those posts for dead links because Fox is very busy scrubbing embarrassing […]The Head Seminarian
- Ham On Lie September 13, 2018That pious little gerbil Ken Ham has gotten my goat again. In a desperate effort to inflate ticket numbers for his 100 million-dollar boondoggle of a boat that’s got Kentucky officials wondering what they are subsidizing and why, he’s decided to attack the public school system for not allowing trips to the Ark Encounter. Naturally, […]The Head Seminarian
- Remembering John McCain August 24, 2018In these contentious days where some Republicans and Democrats are literally ready to kick each others’ asses if only they could just get off Facebook long enough, it’s hard to remember that on the other side of “the aisle” in politics there are people with heart. Even if their views on how society should be […]The Head Seminarian
- Winner Winner Prison Dinner August 23, 2018I’m an Augustan. Today Reality Winner was sentenced to prison for 63 months in our courts after already spending over a year in the clink. That doesn’t really make me any closer to Winner’s story. In fact, I’ve been totally silent about her. That’s not due to lack of interest at all-my small readership can […]The Head Seminarian
- Russian Things December 20, 2018
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