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I can’t make this shit up. The Onion is going to go belly up if stories like this keep coming.
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The Illogical Seminary
The Illogical Seminary- Special Counsel August 31, 2017I have just moved…hopefully for the last time for at least the next 10-20 years. It was a nightmare, worst fucking move I’ve ever had and I have had more than a few. I’m going to smear my movers up and down the Internet if they don’t pay for all the shit they broke. The […]The Head Seminarian
- Shit Is Getting Crucial August 15, 2017Looking at my bookmarks, I see that I’ve been avoiding this post for about 3 months. But Charlottesville, Virginia failed to stop a white riot on Saturday that wound up killing a counterprotestor, so it’s the perfect time to list some of the signs and signals that would tell anyone who wanted to know that […]The Head Seminarian
- Dirty Rotten Scions August 9, 2017The world’s most childish, heedless and mentally unstable leaders who happen to have very dangerous toys are locking nuclear horns. Listen carefully. No one wins a nuclear exchange, really. I have intimated in the past that America is still trying to game out an unanswered atomic first strike. And I fear we may now have […]The Head Seminarian
- Coda July 29, 2017If I were a fireworks show, you’d probably want your money back. My first salvos were promising, but my launches started fizzling and we had several duds in the arsenal. There certainly was no grand finale. Because those fucking God stickers did not come off the Grovetown cop vehicles. They won. This happened in part […]The Head Seminarian
- Eating My Words July 22, 2017Well, it didn’t take long for me to realize that being humble and a bit penitent was unnecessary in my dustup with Mayor Gary Jones of Grovetown. We made state news today. The coverage was better than what we got from Aiken. In my last post here, I felt the need to clarify what had […]The Head Seminarian
- We Need To Take It Down A Notch July 21, 2017First off, I want to say thank you to everybody who saw my little story about a bullying small-town mayor and came to my defense. However, a lot of it was offense. Many of you have posted his phone number and his email address. I hope those routes are not personal ones. You have every […]The Head Seminarian
- Tucker Carlson Is An Asshole According To Other Assholes July 15, 2017I keep returning to the asshole well. That’s because it doesn’t run dry. In my to do list is to finish the goddamn story about how I became a lefty, and I’ve been compiling stories that suggest to me that something big is gonna go down in America, like in a violent way. When (or […]The Head Seminarian
- Sticker Shock July 9, 2017I do a lot of news reading. And I have watched with sadness and more than a bit of anger when I see nontraditional “beliefs” get pummeled by obnoxious flouting of the bedrock principle of the separation of church and state, a principle that endures despite today’s renaissance of fascistic Christian supremacy. Surely most of […]The Head Seminarian
- Left To The Imagination June 27, 2017OK, Liz Warren, you win. I think I’ve finally been ground down. It’s not really the special election losses. We came damn close here in Georgia with Jon Ossoff, even though I knew he wouldn’t win. The only reason that Ossoff had any juice (well, besides the allegations that the election was a referendum on […]The Head Seminarian
- Taint By Numbers June 11, 2017Numbers usually don’t lie, unless the math is bad. But mostly numbers tell less lies than words do. In the early hours of November 9, 2016, we began digging a shallow grave for the science of polling. Everybody who was somebody in the polling industry around that time was dead wrong about who was going […]The Head Seminarian
- Special Counsel August 31, 2017
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