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I can’t make this shit up. The Onion is going to go belly up if stories like this keep coming.
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The Illogical Seminary
The Illogical Seminary- Logistical Nightmares II November 18, 2020I have recounted some of the positive effects I had on the Army’s medical supply system, in theater and out. When you do something in the service, especially in wartime, you have a blank check to complete your mission. The comptroller wanted a tally of what you spent but you were free to spend as […]The Head Seminarian
- Morning, For Real This Time November 7, 2020We did it. We removed the most toxic president in modern history using the arsenal of our democracy. He’s currently having the shittiest game of golf in his life. It’s been a long road to get here for me. Since 2016, my negativity about the state of the nation had steadily been increasing. The impeachment […]The Head Seminarian
- Between Hope And Annihilation November 4, 2020It’s the morning after the election, and I am sad to take note of how many people voted for our unstable, mercurial, homicidal incumbent. It’s clear that we on the left have not come fully to grips with who we are as a nation. As the land lays right now (8am), we don’t have a […]The Head Seminarian
- Logistical Nightmares October 26, 2020I was trained as a medical supply logistician by the Army. It’s the only job I’ve really ever felt good about. My first instinct was to help people get well. Yet, along the road in my career, I found myself in the service of the devil. I went from making it rain for healthcare providers […]The Head Seminarian
- Not Even Trying To Hide It October 25, 2020Here at the seminary, we try not to pass up opportunities to mark certain notable events. I’m a little hungover, but my brain nevertheless got stuck on this exchange between Mark Meadows and Jake Tapper: MEADOWS: “We are not going to control the pandemic. We are going to control the fact that we get vaccines, therapeutics and other […]The Head Seminarian
- On Hating Mike Love October 19, 2020You could say I am a pretty big Beach Boys fan. I came to the group late in my mid twenties, having learned that my faves The Beatles were jealous about the musical powers of Brian Wilson. I thought that was odd, because to me up until then they had always been little more than […]The Head Seminarian
- What’s Left Of Conservatism October 16, 2020No rational person would support Donald Trump in 2020. That circus freak is still going to get 50 million people or more to vote for him, though. Ever wonder why? I have a guess. Besides them all being members of a death cult of personality. Dead babies and Stalin. There’s really nothing left of the […]The Head Seminarian
- Hey Nineteen October 15, 2020That’s exactly how many days are left before we either elect a man of integrity or re-elect an insane homicidal clown. This fucking country primarily needs to get a handle on this virus, tout suite. Trump’s already decided that herd immunity will happen, and that approach of course requires no special effort on Trump’s part […]The Head Seminarian
- She’s Ready October 8, 2020Most people find the vice presidential debates unnecessary, dry, and boring. Last night’s was anything but. Because there will probably no debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump that won’t be a five alarm conflagration, it devolved upon the vice presidential hopefuls to perhaps actually talk about the issues. Some of us were worried that […]The Head Seminarian
- COVID Island Baby October 3, 2020I figure if anything needs a commemorative post, it’s the news that Donald Trump caught himself the ‘rona. I’ll keep this brief. After months of denying, scoffing, flouting scientist’s recommendations, and cavalier behavior at superspreader events, he has finally, I think, gotten exactly what he deserves. I don’t feel bad at all that he is […]The Head Seminarian
- Logistical Nightmares II November 18, 2020
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