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I can’t make this shit up. The Onion is going to go belly up if stories like this keep coming.
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The Illogical Seminary
The Illogical Seminary- Hand Of Doom July 19, 2021I never saw it coming. How silly of me. I don’t know how they did it, but conservative forces have figured out a way to politicize vaccination and make it unpalatable to a certain cross-section of society. Why are they doing it? Like, what’s Fox’s endgame? To kill as many viewers as possible? What’s most […]The Head Seminarian
- Group Groyper July 12, 2021I think I have found the right-wing id. I have traced it down to Nicholas Fuentes. Nick’s just hit my radar, as well as puberty. I seem to be a bit late to the party, but the kid is making a name for himself by out-outraging the outraged right. He’s even started fights between Charlie […]The Head Seminarian
- Tucker Carlson Is A Weasel. And An Asshole. June 25, 2021I’ve been happily mining Carlson’s greatest hits for clicks. But you may have noticed that he’s gone from laughable asshole to dangerous asshole in the last year or so. I’m way behind on calling him out. Let’s just get back gently on the horse with a new clip of him taking cheap shots at a […]The Head Seminarian
- Twin Sinema June 23, 2021Yesterday, the Voting Rights Act died because Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema do not understand-even at this late stage of the game-that Republicans have no interest in passing laws, unless it has something to do with abortion or taxes. It’s plainly obvious for all to see, but those two buttheads are still being painfully obtuse […]The Head Seminarian
- Who Is The Batshittiest? May 21, 2021Now I myself have not gone down to the land of Q to see the hottest, most hilarious poop-I use Twitter as a go-between so I don’t have to go too far down that rabbit hole. I wouldn’t even know where to find them on the internet, honestly. But I do know who their most […]The Head Seminarian
- Quittin’s Hard May 19, 2021Yesterday, the noose around Donald Trumps’ organization got a little tighter. I doubt that this will be cause for pause from Republicans continuing to genuflect to Donald Trump. It baffles the minds of the political observers- why would they do that, given that Trump is a proven loser? The answer is rather simple. It’s math. […]The Head Seminarian
- We Gotta Stop With This Woke Shit May 3, 2021Once again, conservatives have turned a innocuous word into some sort of slur. It’s quite the trick how they manipulate language. They did this with “liberal” and “antifa”. Nowadays, it’s “woke”. This is woke. That’s woke. Woke all the live long day. It’s making me crazy. How does one become woke? What does it mean, […]The Head Seminarian
- Time Passages April 29, 2021Wow. I don’t think I’ve ever gone this long without posting. I don’t know what’s happening to me. Day after day, I succumb to the silent scroll of Twitter without finding one damn thing that I can stretch my legs on. Oh sure, Tucker Carlson has gone from inert asshole to dangerous asshole, telling viewers […]The Head Seminarian
- It’s OK To Take The Victory Lap March 22, 2021But pick up the pace, Biden administration. I don’t want to sound like the kind of person that needs to have things the way I want them all the time, but it’s time to see the president’s next trick. During the rosy period that came about near the passage of the ARP, there wasn’t an […]The Head Seminarian
- Tucker Carlson Is A Sexist Asshole March 12, 2021We now return you to our somewhat irregular, yet popular installments of “Tucker Carlson Is An Asshole”. There’s a LOT of searching for that phrase, much more than you might imagine. Today, we’ll dunk on him for disparaging women (and trans servicemembers as well) in uniform. Tucker said something so beyond the pale the Army […]The Head Seminarian
- Hand Of Doom July 19, 2021
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