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I can’t make this shit up. The Onion is going to go belly up if stories like this keep coming.
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The Illogical Seminary
The Illogical Seminary- Taint By Numbers June 11, 2017Numbers usually don’t lie, unless the math is bad. But mostly numbers tell less lies than words do. In the early hours of November 9, 2016, we began digging a shallow grave for the science of polling. Everybody who was somebody in the polling industry around that time was dead wrong about who was going […]The Head Seminarian
- Be Not Deceived June 9, 2017“God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.”-Galatians 6:7 Sometimes the Bible is capable of poetry. I mean, on balance it’s kind of a dry read, but there’s a reason so many people keep reading it for reasons other than scaring themselves straight. Much like its cousin, The […]The Head Seminarian
- Pick It And Stick It June 3, 2017It’s an interesting time to be a comedian. Donald Trump’s daily utterances and actions are just sitting there, waiting for someone clever to pick them up and run with them. If you ask the more successful ones, you will find that they consider themselves very serious people with a job to do. They may not […]The Head Seminarian
- Shocking Red June 1, 2017(Began May 31, 2017) Hello, occasional visitor. It has been some time between sessions at the seminary. And I really can’t tell you why. I have no excuses. I began a whirlwind autobiography on how I became a filthy libtard and have not returned to it; and Tucker Carlson has pretty much been pinning the […]The Head Seminarian
- Reverse Reverse Discrimination May 7, 2017Nothing is stupider or more pathetic than white males bitching about unfairness in America. We’ve been giving ourselves special treatment since we hit that rock. But thanks to America’s steady decline as a place of limitless opportunity, there’s a whole lot of us incensed that minorities and women are helped by programs that promote parity […]The Head Seminarian
- Westing April 30, 2017Cornel West is a brilliant thinker. He is a man of and for the people. I’m in agreement with just about everything he stands for. So why am I about to tell one of our most erudite scholars on the American…nay, human condition to shut the fuck up? People who think for a living are […]The Head Seminarian
- Hot Wingnut Monkey Love April 25, 2017Fox News is a fucking brothel fobbing itself off as a news organization. Roger Ailes got popped trying to diddle with airhead Gretchen Carlson and all-around horrible bitch Andrea Tantaros. Billo is going to be spending more free time with his falafel. Megyn Kelly, Greta Van Susteren and Alisyn Camerota have all gone elsewhere to […]The Head Seminarian
- Too Extreme For Alabama April 21, 2017There is such a thing. In the age of Trump, sometimes it feels like everything is hopelessly fucked and there is no way to change it. Right-wing radicals are trying to lay waste to everything good. But we’re also dropping a lot of albatrosses lately. Bill O’ Reilly finally got too expensive for Fox. Alex […]The Head Seminarian
- Socialist Distortion April 20, 2017I’m not a lefty who will shrink from the socialist label. Modern right-wingers have made it into a smear, a detraction from someone’s character. They’ve been aided by a historical fear of just about anything progressive in this country. You name it- women’s rights, black rights, anarchism, the antiwar movement, communism, socialism, labor reform, anything [… […]The Head Seminarian
- Neil, You’re Missing Something April 20, 2017Far be it from me to delve into the technicalities of a particular piece of jurisprudence. But as a lay person, I feel I can demur against the judicial reasoning that one part of the first amendment runs roughshod over another. Antonin Scalia Neil Gorsuch seems to believe that the free exercise clause is of […]The Head Seminarian
- Taint By Numbers June 11, 2017
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