Uncategorized When The World Wants You To Shut Up 14 Jan 2011 Last night, I finally got actual sleep, the kind that you are no longer afraid of lest you die in it. I'm told this is a good thing. People have…
postaday2011 It Seems I Have Upset Someone Very Important 13 Jan 201117 Jan 2011 Hi! I haven't slept for a day. But you will never, never guess who has gotten pissed off at me. Pam Geller. I'm dead serious, she came in, looked at…
postaday2011… Understanding American Healthcare 12 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 How do you properly assess a hospital visit in the United States without any health insurance? This is not a set-up to a joke. The system is a joke, but…
postaday2011 I Have No Gums, And I Must Scream 11 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 I just got off the phone with my wife. We talked a lot about the shit I didn't do today, but this time she sounded good-natured about it. She even…
postaday2011… The Universe Is Folding Up On Itself, And I Am Wearing Fuzzy Tiger Socks 11 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 They're warm, shut up. A little short, I don't know how you fucking girls tolerate a sock that feels like it's going to fall off of your heel while you…
postaday2011… Music You Don’t Deserve…And I’ve Decided To Lose Count 10 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 This song is only for the pure and the decent. If neither of these adjectives describe you, good lord, please get the hell off this blog. You're only going to…
postaday2011 While We’re At It, Let’s Put Fred Phelps In The Box He Should Never Have Left 10 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 So, I hear our national nemesis, Fred Phelps, is gearing up to protest the funerals of the people slain by Arizona Jared. I must ask at this time what Arizonans…
Uncategorized Just A Technorati Claim 10 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 AG5SCTPRBXY8 I give you today's fnord as amusement: Dracula fled to the Last National Bank and converts the password file. Fnord.
Uncategorized As If None Of Us Hasn’t Had Enough Arizona Lately… 10 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 I'd guess about half of you are still ferreting out this story and trying to tell everyone what a Prison Planet listening, libertarian fruit casing that the "Jared" is. He…
Uncategorized Raising Arizona, And Dropping It On Its Sorry Head 9 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Apparently, a congresswoman has been shot. Apparently, the Southeast is going to get one hell of a snow pounding, Northeast style. Well, to this I say with pain in my…