I did. A really good one, yesterday. Had me in and out of the ER in two hours with my entire family in tow.
Wife: You’re going to be kept, you realize that.
Idiot: Yup.
Wife: You are really worrying me now.
Idiot: I know!
That’s how much she likes me. Idiots go to hospitals-men go to their wives for the facts.
The Illogical Seminary 