It was closer than I thought it would be, but I’m on it. Two for three. Now to complete the trifecta that will cause right-wingers to burn from the inside out, we need a nuclear agreement with Iran.

As of now, God has not struck us with calamity over a person’s sexual identity. Once again the world gleefully spins, barely taking notice of our toxic public discourse.

Tweet away, dickheads. You lost and love won.