The Shy Narcissus

I don’t spend a whole lot of time listening to Donald Trump. Sometimes I see loops of his rallies and I am half hopeful that he secures the nomination, because he’s completely out of his depth and doesn’t really know anything about politics. The other half of me is sad for what America looks like to the civilized world.  Even George W. Bush, for all his doofiness, was able to read something off a blowjob teleprompter and at least sound presidential. Sad because our country could elect a fraud.

So you see his rallies, full of his worshippers, right? But one thing you don’t see is Trump engaging the press at all. Every damn time he gets air, it’s over the phone.

Why? Is he afraid of being cornered by hardball? That would be my guess. But he has a lame excuse for not doing facetime:

On Tuesday morning, Republican front runner Donald Trump was supposed to go on several television appearances, but wimped out at the last minute and decided to do audio interviews instead. The reason for this sudden change of heart? He just didn’t feel pretty enough.

CNN Money reported that Trump was scheduled to appear on NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox News, and MSNBC, but told all the networks that he was experiencing “technical difficulties” on his end and begged them to let him do the interview over the phone instead.

According to someone who heard Trump refuse an on-camera interview, Trump needs to be a little more careful when he spews flat-out lies:

“He didn’t like the shot. But he didn’t realize that his microphone was on for everyone to hear.”

The source reported that Trump said, “I don’t like the way I look. Just tell them there’s technical issues.”

Is this little bitch running for president? Really?

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on March 9, 2016, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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