Daily Archives: November 23, 2021

And Now For The Lighter Side Of Religion

Someone needs their tranquilizer prescription changed:

I Don’t Think Wives Sign Up For This

Anyone who’s been lurking on this blog over the years knows I don’t think much of religion. It can be dangerous bullshit. With that in mind, I submit this:

A Seventh-day Adventist pastor told his Bronx, New York congregation that wives belong to their husbands, as property, and they must “submit” themselves to their husbands, even if that means being raped by them.

“I would say to you gentlemen, the best person to rape is your wife,” he added in his November 13 sermon, as Religion News Service reports.

“In this matter of submission, I want you to know upfront ladies, that once you get married, you are no longer your own. You are your husband’s. You understand what I’m saying? I emphasize that because I saw in court the other day on TV where a lady sued her husband for rape. And I would say to you gentlemen, the best person to rape is your wife…”

To the credit of the church, this guy’s no longer in the pulpit but it’s undeniable that you can get some pretty bad advice from the Bible.

No One Likes Mike

Acid baby Mike Lindell’s Supreme Court lawsuit filing failed to happen today:

Lindell is on record promising that multiple state attorneys general would sign onto the lawsuit before it was filed on Tuesday. But by late Tuesday morning, there had been no filings with the court.

Lindell insisted that he had set Tuesday as an artificial deadline for the complaint because he wanted to “put pressure” on the attorneys general. But he suggested that Covid-19 had delayed the process.

“I met many AGs,” he said. “I was on the phone with four of them yesterday and some of them have so much going on right now that last Friday they gave them until today to fighting [sic] these mandates where kids had to take the vaccine.”

What?

“You know a lot of things are happening out there that are very suspicious,” the pillow executive added, “almost trying to slow these guys down.

Lindell asserted that it was “very disturbing” to have attorneys general reject his lawsuit for “no reason.” He speculated that they “don’t want to help save our country.”

“What else would it be?” he asked. “I don’t get it.”

It’s because you drink paint, Mike. You’re crazier than a bag of angry cats. No one wants anything to do with your conspiracy-peddling ass. Association with you is toxic.

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