No One Likes Mike

Acid baby Mike Lindell’s Supreme Court lawsuit filing failed to happen today:

Lindell is on record promising that multiple state attorneys general would sign onto the lawsuit before it was filed on Tuesday. But by late Tuesday morning, there had been no filings with the court.

Lindell insisted that he had set Tuesday as an artificial deadline for the complaint because he wanted to “put pressure” on the attorneys general. But he suggested that Covid-19 had delayed the process.

“I met many AGs,” he said. “I was on the phone with four of them yesterday and some of them have so much going on right now that last Friday they gave them until today to fighting [sic] these mandates where kids had to take the vaccine.”

What?

“You know a lot of things are happening out there that are very suspicious,” the pillow executive added, “almost trying to slow these guys down.

Lindell asserted that it was “very disturbing” to have attorneys general reject his lawsuit for “no reason.” He speculated that they “don’t want to help save our country.”

“What else would it be?” he asked. “I don’t get it.”

It’s because you drink paint, Mike. You’re crazier than a bag of angry cats. No one wants anything to do with your conspiracy-peddling ass. Association with you is toxic.

About The Head Seminarian

I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on November 23, 2021, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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