Uncategorized Am I Allowed To Have A Mood? 28 Sep 201128 Sep 2011 It's been a long hard road between getting over my mania and I've noticed something interesting about my treatment, at home and by relations: moods by me are no longer…
Uncategorized Apparently No Sleep=Blog 28 Sep 201128 Sep 2011 This is like a midnight movie. It's horrible, and if you're like me, your evening is taking a turn south. That girl you brought won't even come near you. It…
Uncategorized Funny Spam 5 Sep 20115 Sep 2011 As this terrible blog either continues to hemorrhage hope or at least is neglected by me or any other oddball who has come to visit, I have decided to share…
Fucking Politics… Perry: Guns, God, And A Fruity Past 1 Sep 20117 Oct 2011 I recently found a little tidbit that suggests that nasty GOP front runner Rick Perry might have a l'il case of the gay in him. Sorry, Michele, you get a…
Uncategorized Remember…Even George W. Got Two Shots 26 Aug 201115 Mar 2023 I see in Iowa they have crowned Michele Bachmann as the queen of the Midwest. Will they nominate her? I gotta know soon. Because Michele is easily, handily defeatable by…
Fucking Politics… Fried Weiner 8 Jun 20117 Oct 2011 That's how you make an Italian hot dog; you fry them instead of boiling, and add seasoned peppers and onions. That is delicious. What Anthony Weiner has done is tasty,…
Uncategorized How Do You Get a Job These Days? 8 Jun 2011 It almost feels like you have to be a Member of The Party in order to do so. You have to lay out so many 'facts' about yourself that you…
Uncategorized Learning To Live With Other Things Besides Yourself 6 Jun 2011 There is a lawn to mow. There are pets wanting to feed, and pets wanting to screw up your house or leave it. There is a love interest at work…
Uncategorized I Find New Ways To Screw Up The Holidays 8 May 2011 Did I forget it was Mother's Day? Yes I did. And now I have upset my wife. She doesn't expect anything from me, it's the kids she's hoping will say…
Uncategorized Satan Invented The Jack Russell Terrier 27 Mar 2011 All Jack Russell owners have to understand at some level that this is not a dog. It is a tiny, four legged demon with no bladder that knows no master.…
The Illogical Seminary 