Uncategorized Bipolar Housecleaning 8 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 I used to live behind a couch. My drinking had gotten to the point where I had nearly maxed out all of my credit, and could not bring my tip…
Uncategorized A Brush With Death-The Brush Of Death 7 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 If any of you have exotic cats, or mixes that have exotic cat makeup, you know to tread lightly in your house so they do not grab hold of your…
Uncategorized Music You Don’t Deserve#3 (With Short Addendum) 7 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 I am not going to sit here and write a biopiece on Alex Chilton. I discovered him, in all places, Iraq (thank you Amazon, thank you Gary the Pharmacist, I…
Uncategorized God-Damned Motherfucking Router, Either You Go, Or I Go Cry 7 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 This is the first time I have been able to get on the Internet for days. I was having "technical issues". This means in plain parlance that I do not…
Uncategorized Being Bipolar When The World Is Just More Juice 4 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Battery analogy. You feel like the nodes when the electricity makes its connections with the tines. YOW! That hurts like a motherfucker! All the other people in the battery are…
Uncategorized 2011:The Year We Make Contact With Doug Martsch 4 Jan 201122 Mar 2024 The spam filter has caught me another fine gem in what is promising to be a long relationship of links with a doomsday website. Today, I am on notice that…
Uncategorized High Art: I Found Some! 2 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Remember I was saying a while ago that art=love for the subject? I also said that none of you deserve it because you just walk right by it, as if…
Uncategorized The Secret To Road Rage 2 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Everyone has it, but no one knows why. I have figured it out: YOU suck at driving too. The only people I have ever seen drive properly is a goddamned…
Uncategorized My House Is Full Of Enemy Combatants 1 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Does any other male feel this way? Like, when you tell your wife you are cold and she says "Would a shirt help?" I have to put up with this…
The Illogical Seminary 