Weird Searches

Sometimes, you can get a hit on your blog by just being on the first page in a Google search. This is not how you’d like to get them, but accept we must. Here are two of my latest:

Erin Burnett boobs: you will never see Burnett unclothed here. That is sexist and lowbrow. If by chance you do find them, send me a link and I will verify them.

Can idiots die in space?: Everyone, feeble and sound, would have their breath taken at some point were they simply tossed into space. I have spoken about this before. Maybe the idiot would hold his breath, hoping he will not die and become one of those things that vacuum seal your old clothes to put them under the bed.

There. I hope I have answered some questions, and gotten more hits because of them.

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on October 20, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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