March 2011 – Page 2 – The Illogical Seminary

Where The Trees Have Leaves Of Prisms

18 Mar 201118 Mar 2011

I am still trying to get over the crisis in Japan. It haunts me, it haunts me that anyone who lives near a reactor may suffer the same fate. I…

Rethinking Electricity

That's a joke! Ha ha! I can't rethink a snack choice. What I would like to rethink is the electric stove, which, when viewed from above, looks like it will…

Rethinking Natural Gas

16 Mar 201116 Mar 2011

After the terrible turnout of the Japanese meltdowns and the earthquakes that shattered so many lives, it has occurred to me that natural gas too is quite dangerous to use…

Family Dinner Rules

There are no rules. It's like being in the middle of a revolution, people shouting at each other and passing things through an irritable crowd. Your kids hate all of…

Success In Marriage, Part One

13 Mar 201122 Mar 2024

There are a few simple rules for the male to follow. 1. What she says goes. 2. Leave her alone. 3. "I said, leave me alone" is what she will…

We’ve Really Pissed Off Our Sick Mothers

I did lately. Got me a wall of static that I almost couldn't hack, but we got through. Pissed off my wife and her friends. Check. The God-Damned-Idiot is an…

Good Morning Campers!

10 Mar 201110 Mar 2011

How many people are sorry already that they did something? I am. I forgot to feed my second son this morning because I was running around like a God-Damned-Idiot while…

Sun Sun Sun, Moon Moon Moon

Not to touch the earth, not to see the sun nothing left to do but run run run let's run let's run house upon a hill moon is lying still…

Butterflies, Zebras, And Moonbeams

The fairy tale part is for the rest of you. Trojanbutterfly is here to help you breathe, if you want to go see her. She'll be on the right side…

I Need To Clear Something Up

I am a fan of the news. I like watching news, hearing it, less so when I pull it out of a fortune cookie so see here now; I hate…