Rick Perry Can’t Elucidate Worth Shit

Perry on SS:

Perry, a top-tier Republican presidential candidate, said that current recipients shouldn’t worry about his reform plans. “If you’re on it or approaching it,” Perry said, your Social Security benefits wouldn’t change. But for others, he said, “give them a private account or whatever it is.”

Or whatever it is.

Think about that for a minute.

The man’s answer to a steaming hot button question utters things like “whatever it is” when asked about his new plan for Social Security.

This is common for Republicans; even they don’t know what they stand for. They’re all so desperate now that they will say any code as long as they think it will tighten the grip on “the base”, meaning the uninformed jackasses they call potential GOP voters. I think Jon Stewart said it just right, all Romney has to do is shut up and cede most of his time to the other bozos on the dais in the coming debates and this baby is a lock for him.

Update: I think those rumors about Perry being gay are for real; look at these speech clips. I don’t have the strongest gaydar, but I’m going to hazard a guess that he is a closet case. I personally don’t care; it’s his fucked up “policy” that enrages me, not the color of his fuzzy slippers. If he is (and I believe he is) a values conservative, then a double pox on his political house.

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on October 30, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Yes I have. Unfortunately, it happens to me about once every few weeks. I’m in the mdlide of telling an important story and I completely blank. I normally stop at the word and and my friends go and what? . , then, I just go I don’t know and get sidetracked. Needless to say my friends don’t appreciate it.

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