Uncategorized They Have To Give It A New Name 7 Jan 20167 Jan 2016 Did you know that we live in something called the Holocene era? You did? Damn. I should know this, shouldn't I? However, I'm not gonna let my stupid get in…
Uncategorized In Defense Of The Background Check 7 Jan 2016 In the oughts, conservatives would ridicule liberals for blaming everything on George Bush. They gave a name to it: BDS. Bush Derangement Syndrome. It was clever enough, except now the…
Uncategorized Man’s Blast Friend 7 Jan 2016 They have books about how your cat is trying to kill you. But dogs are the ones who almost succeed: This past weekend, a chocolate Labrador retriever named "Trigger" accidentally…
Uncategorized You Too Can Be Illiterate And Rich 2 Jan 2016 No, no you can't. You'd have to be selected as a failed vice presidential candidate, give incoherent speeches, start your own pay-to-watch shows that no one can stomach, and buy…
The Illogical Seminary 