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The Illogical Seminary
The Illogical Seminary- How Not To Get Off Social Media August 23, 2019Yeah, so I quit Facebook a while back, citing reasons of privacy. And now, thanks partially to what must surely be an addictive personality, I am a Twitter junkie who goes daily on the President Of The United States’ personal account to tell him what an insufferable dumbfuck he truly is. This violates the spirit […]The Head Seminarian
- Straight To Their Heads July 8, 2019There must be something magic about running for public office. You’re like a rockstar, except you can’t sing or play for shit. There’s clearly a bit of juice/electricity to looking at the sea of little signs bearing your name and hearing people respond to your well-organized thoughts with out-of-their-seat applause. You have power. Sway. Most […]The Head Seminarian
- In Our Name July 3, 2019I was going to wax jolly today by doing another installment in the “Tucker Carlson Is An Asshole” series, after he opined on Fox And Friends over the phone that while a person like Kim Jong Un was indefensible, you still have to kill people to lead a country. So that’s not really a strike […]The Head Seminarian
- The Right Thing To Do And The Smart Thing To Do June 20, 2019Sometimes those things couldn’t look less alike. They should, but that’s not how shit works. Perhaps it is a question of semantics, the differences between these concepts. Doing “Right Things” in a broad sense could be considered a strategy, a long term vision. They are consistent and delineated. Smart Things, on the other hand, could […]The Head Seminarian
- Breakdowns Nervous And Otherwise May 21, 2019Many wise men, from Aristotle to Einstein, have admitted to themselves that the more you know, the more you realize how little you actually know. I’ve hit that wall where I am simply struck dumb during political discussions. We have been on such a steep learning curve because our malfeasant, reality-twisting president is stressing our […]The Head Seminarian
- It Can’t Happen Here. Until It Does. April 15, 2019Yesterday, I found out what it’s like to be a target of the government. As a white, straight male, I never thought that they would come for me. How does it go? First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a socialist. Then they came for […]The Head Seminarian
- Dying Because Of Your Country April 12, 2019Veteran’s issues came into sharp focus in Austin a few days ago. We lost another soldier when he walked into a VA clinic and shot himself in front of hundreds of people. I had no idea that this is a thing that has been happening. I mean, vets take their own life all the time, […]The Head Seminarian
- A Few Thoughts On Kratom April 7, 2019I have a lollapalooza of a katzenjammer this fine Sunday morning. I am glad I am not religious, because Jesus would undoubtedly have taken a back seat to this hangover. I decided to take some kratom to dial back the symptoms and I am sure I will feel much better in a few minutes, or […]The Head Seminarian
- The Soft Report April 3, 2019A few posts ago, I decided that making peace with the fact that Robert Mueller could not establish a incriminating link between Russia and Donald Trump is the best thing I can do for my sanity. We lefties hitched a ride on a star, and that thing imploded on us when AG William Barr said […]The Head Seminarian
- Dead Dog? Not Dead Dog. March 31, 2019So went our queries to the fourteen year old German Shepherd whenever we had to step over him or when he was passed out hard on his bed and it was real hard to tell if he was breathing. He was somewhat deaf, but we’d repeat the question until he lifted his head, as if […]The Head Seminarian
- How Not To Get Off Social Media August 23, 2019
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