A Holy Mi$$ion

Remember Oral Roberts? The fraud who had the brass balls to ask for 8 million dollars from his followers or God would kill him? Move over, ’cause Creflo don’t fly coach:

Televangelist Creflo Dollar has asked 200,000 followers to donate $300 apiece so he can buy a luxury jet to preach worldwide.

“We are asking members, partners, and supporters of this ministry to assist us in acquiring a Gulfstream G650 airplane so that Pastors Creflo and Taffi and World Changers Church International can continue to blanket the globe with the Gospel of grace.”

According to outlets, the jet costs about $65 million.

He also would like people who don’t tithe to his scam to be shot. How these people sleep at night I will never know. How do you trust a preacher with currency in his name anyway?

 

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on March 14, 2015, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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