Uncategorized The Tipping Point Looms 28 Mar 2015 Oh, those religious freedom bills! They're just there to affirm that the First Amendment protects their religious beliefs, right? Well, wonder no more what they are there for. Some shit-eating…
Fucking Politics… How To Conservative 28 Mar 201528 Mar 2015 Your garden variety conservative is not terribly so when it comes to civil liberties. They like to get into your bedroom, your womb, and your body in general. But sometimes…
Uncategorized Here’s Your Sign 27 Mar 2015 Would you look at that, I'm a Sagittarius! This changes nothing everything.
Uncategorized The Gay Codes And Other Horrible Shit 27 Mar 201527 Mar 2015 It's always darkest before the dawn. And things are getting grim. Conservatives have seized power everywhere, and are doing the kinds of things they'd only talk about to get people…
Uncategorized More Conservative “Humor” 27 Mar 2015 There's a good reason why liberals run the entertainment industry. It's because conservatives lack the requisite imagination to put people in seats. Nowhere are they more lacking in chops than…
Uncategorized To Have And To Scold 25 Mar 201527 Mar 2015 Christians think that marriage was created by God. Never mind how twisted marriage actually is in the Bible... Yep. Anyway, as is the norm for the loopier of our Christian…
Uncategorized This Week In What The Fuck 24 Mar 2015 I don't even know how to approach this bucket of sick and stupid: "Duck Dynasty” patriarch Phil Robertson conjured up a lurid fantasy about the rape and murder of an…
Uncategorized You’re Jewing It All Wrong 24 Mar 201515 Mar 2023 Dennis Prager wants American Jews to reflexively support the state of Israel, no matter what its policies are. So, if you don't support apartheid and native removal, you're a bad…
Fucking Politics You Cruz, You Lose 23 Mar 2015 So I'm listening to enormous bag of invective and wind Rush Limbaugh today. He said that liberals and the "mainstream" media are afraid of Ted Cruz because he can speak…
Uncategorized Poopypants McCain 22 Mar 201515 Mar 2023 America's Crankiest Senator, John McCain, accuses Barack Obama of having "a temper tantrum" regarding his treatment of Benjamin Netanyahu, not realizing he is throwing one of his own. Sen. John…
The Illogical Seminary 