More In Not Helping

Today’s myopic, masturbative entry in Not Helping comes from a Bill Curry in Salon, an otherwise respectable source of liberal analysis. A former Bill Clinton staffer and apparently a fan of populist self-cutting, Curry says that Hillary is running a bad campaign. Did I miss something, or is there one yet? At the beginning of the article, Curry says that Rand Paul is winning the race so far. OK, I’ll bite. Is that true? Even he can’t keep a straight face throughout the piece. The heading:

Rand Paul has edged in front of her.

The giveaway:

In two states, she now trails Rand Paul.

Curry is lying before he even puts fingers to computer. Which states are those? He won’t say, much less link to the polls that show this. Two the fuck states. Iowa? New Hampshire? Because those states are not useful at all in predicting who will take the prize. Poor bellewethers, to say the least. You let me know when a nobody like Rand Paul is “edging out” Clinton in a battleground state and then maybe you have my ear. Until then, Bill, shut the goddamn fuck up. You win this week’s prize in Not Helping.

 

 

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on April 12, 2015, in Fucking Politics and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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