Shut the Fuck Up and Support Hillary: A Message of Blind Hope
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About The Head Seminarian
I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.
Real quick one. I can no longer tolerate people who come out of the gate telling me to “SMILE!” Fuck off. Tell me a joke if you want to see my teeth. I have been dealing with this for a very long time. I’m just not the fucking smiley type for no goddamn reason. But […]
So after getting her ass soundly beat by Raphael Warnock, Georgia’s Mrs. Moneybags Kelly Loeffler went into the banking business. With a fun twist! It was a Christian bank. I regret to inform you that this endeavor was a failure. She couldn’t find the funding to keep it afloat. It even had a great name, […]
As I expected, the explanations on why the polls were wrong have already begun. As of this writing, the GOP has 217 confirmed House wins. I will just guess, given that there are still several races too close to call, that they will control. That means the polls were right. The polls were right about […]
I really thought we were going to take the plunge. Didn’t you? Polling got scary as fuck there in the run-up. The fascists were out speaking confidently about their fascist plans. They thought that was what America wanted and needed. Enough people saw the danger and strangled the movement in its crib. This midterm has […]
On Wednesday, I mounted a minor defense of the polling industry. I did so because I looked around and found them wanting, but I have to say, I found unprofessional people with hunches even wronger. As the number of R-flipped seats in the House continues to climb, we are approaching poll prediction territory. It is […]
Democrats have had to scale their ambitions back many times in these last few months. In the summer, most of us felt confident that we would pick up the two Senate seats necessary so we could tell Sinema and Manchin to pound sand with their obstructionism. It appeared that the GOP was in disarray. We […]
I am what you might call a guppie in the Twitterverse. My position and standing in Internet conversation has been fairly constant over the years that I have used it to communicate. I’ve run a couple of blogs over the years, and occasionally I would hit pay dirt and draw people to my site because […]
I’m not talking about the shit you pass around to your friends on Facebook or wherever the fuck you go to be clever. I’m talking about actual memes. Cultural markers that reproduce and either flourish, or fail. Of course, there’s still wide debate about whether a meme is a “thing”, but then again we don’t […]
I’m no economist. But economics seems to be one of those fields that you can be trained in for years and years and still not know what the fuck is going on. Not even a savvy investment giant like Warren Buffett can tell which way the wind is blowing all the time. Economics is a […]
The Internet is such a fucked up thing, a true paradox. It is the largest repository of information on the planet. You would think this a good thing…yet the people who use it seem to be getting dumber. Let’s talk a little bit about people who think that when they look for information on the […]