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Shorter Erick Erickson: I don’t understand the new subtraction my kids are learning. Therefore, it must be some sort of indoctrination. You liberals and your “instructions”.

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I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

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