What Stupid Shit Is Allen West Saying Today?

I haven’t heard his name in a while. Then again, I don’t watch Fox, so I’d miss him. Here’s West being the dumbfuck that he truly is. He shared an anecdote this morning:

So we were off to the local Walmart Superstore just up the road. We gathered up her desired foodstuffs and headed to the checkout — and then this happened.

 There was a young man doing the checkout and another Walmart employee came over and put up a sign, “No alcohol products in this lane.” So being the inquisitive fella I am, I used my additional set of eyes — glasses — to see the young checkout man’s name. Let me just say it was NOT “Steve.”

I pointed the sign out to Aubrey and her response was a simple question, how is it that this Muslim employee could refuse service to customers based on his religious beliefs, but Christians are being forced to participate in specific events contrary to their religious beliefs?

Except it had fuck-all to do with him being a Muslim. The cashier was underage. So West, or whoever edits his bullshit, changes the name of the post from “Shari’a Law Comes To Walmart” to “More Ominous Signs Of Christian Persecution” and spends about 2000 words drumming up another incident and blah blah Obama fizzlefuck Obama.

Florida, what’s wrong with you? Do we need to quarantine you as well?

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on May 11, 2015, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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