The Second Dumbest Thing

Did Ken Ham leave a bad taste of stupid in your mouth? Only in relation to him could Louie Gohmert be a palate cleanser:

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) over the weekend lashed out at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for calling to end mass incarceration in the United States.

“If you look at [Bill Clinton’s] policies, tough on crime, he was absolutely for traditional biblical-type marriage,” Gohmert told Fox News guest host Ed Henry. “And so she supported those back then and she’s changed. One thing that is similar, after her husband would victimize women, she would victimize them. And here again now, she’s still victimizing victims of crime.”

I didn’t mean to victimize you by having you read that. I’m just a victim of the victimizer, who victimizes himself because she victimizes the victims. Add Texas to the quarantine list, which currently includes Arizona and Arkansas by my lights.

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on May 3, 2015, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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