Bin Busy

Like it or not, Osama Bin Laden was a clever cookie. He was rather prolific, it seems. His first letter to us was nothing short of an indictment of our society and a list of grievances against the West. It almost reads like the Declaration of Independence. When we killed his ass, we found other letters-another open letter was discovered that gloats about the success of the jihad movement against the United States.

But that’s not what is truly interesting about Bin Laden and his organization. It turns out that the world’s most infamous terrorist was concerned about…wait for it…

Climate change.

Yup. While James Inhofe plays with a snowball in Congress, Al Qaeda is preparing for future calamities related to environmental disturbances, like grownups should. We should be ashamed of ourselves. We are the mightiest nation on earth and we refuse to take care of it. And it’s sad that a two-bit terrorist knows better than we.

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on May 20, 2015, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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