Ted Cruz, Comedian
I like to have a laugh at Ted Cruz’s expense. All I have to do is sit back and read what he is saying this week, and the jokes write themselves. Maybe I’m being lazy, since he’s so easy to bag on, and he certainly doesn’t even have a chinaman’s chance at winning the presidency. But the fact remains that he is still a member of the Senate, and people should know that something is funny about the water in Texas when they elect a Ted Cruz as a member of that august body-, y’know, the place where legislation is supposed to be refined and perfected. I don’t find him dangerous, as perhaps many of my friends on the left might-I’m hundreds of miles from his jurisdiction and everyone in Congress thinks he’s a bozo and an asshole.
So anyway, Ted wonders aloud at a Q&A when peppered with questions about teh gay:
“Is there something about the left — and I am going to put the media in this category — that is obsessed with sex?” Cruz asked after fielding multiple questions on gay rights.
Ignoring for a moment the obvious failure of his to distinguish between gay sex and gay rights, I want you to roll that snippet of stupid around in your head for a bit.
Ted-seriously…who is obsessed with sex, especially that of the gay kind? After all, it’s your bible that criminalizes homosexual conduct. It’s you guys that can’t stop talking about it-why else would you be so against same sex marriage? Some of you think about it so much that you want to try it. All I have to do is consult my trusty partner in crime, Right Wing Watch-and it’s generously rife with articles about wingnuts who can’t stop thinking or talking about gay sex.
Somehow, Ted brings the gay talk around to ISIS…you can finish the article because I am very busy thinking about sex.