Everything Is Obama’s Fault

So sayeth twits like Miss Lindsey Graham:

“I blame Obama for Iraq, not Bush,” Graham said as he toured New Hampshire. “Bush made mistakes. He corrected his mistakes. Obama leaving Iraq, ignoring the advice of all of his military commanders –he was told what would happen if you leave Iraq with no troops left behind.”

Made mistakes? Is that all? Killing and maiming tens of thousands of troops because your neocon crazies wanted to find any reason possible to justify a US invasion of Iraq? No blame for that…fucking wow. And you are a sitting senator and don’t know that withdrawal plans from Iraq were greenlit by George Bush? We couldn’t stay. There was no immunity for troops from Iraqi law after 2011, you dumb shit.

If I were inclined to be paranoid, I could surmise that Bush ratfucked Obama by guaranteeing that whatever happened in Iraq post-occupation looked like his fault. After all, the SOFA was signed in December of ’08.

But to blame Obama for the dissolution of Iraq is absurd. It’s all George Bush’s baby, from dick to dorsal. Lindsey Graham is unserious and a liar. Fuck him in the eye.

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on May 17, 2015, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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